
Your opponent must find a way to climb higher still, taking turns until one of you falls short of the erection's peak.

If you meet all the criteria, then your man becomes rock hard, freezing him in place. The rules are simple Before your turn timer elapses, you must finish as the highest point of the increasingly massive pillar of man-meat with one hand firmly gripping something hard, and with at least one body part thrust higher than anything on the prior turn. If you're unfamiliar with this ridiculousness, it's a quite simple concept: Two players take turns at climbing atop the Mounting Goat, using each button on the face of their gamepad to lock their grip in place with either hands or feet, allowing the wobbly muscle-men to ascend.

As such, it wasn't a huge shock when the game made the muscle-bound leap to PC in 2014. Originally designed so that a full multiplayer match would fit within Microsoft's restrictive demo timer, it ended up being an ironic hit before people realised that there's a surprising amount of depth and subtlety to its physics-driven weirdness. The original Mount Your Friends was a particularly slippery refugee from the much-maligned Xbox Live Indie Games service. Yep, it's silly, wobbly, physics-driven multiplayer favourite Mount Your Friends again, and now with an extra dimension, and an even more amazing name, if you factor in the subtitle of 'A Hard Man is Good to Climb'.


Marvel at preposterously pendulous dude-noodle once more, and navigate a heaving pile of beefy men to claim your throne atop the time-honored Mounting Goat. The world's premiere Simulated Sportslike Experience is returning, and this time it's invading the third dimension.
